That thing where the camera unnecessarily lingers on a wrestler and/or interviewer after a backstage promo.

On todays episode of #toddlermomlife, I got up early around 4:30 to take a bubble bath and have some self care time. I lit candles, had fresh fluffy towels right out of the dryer, I made a hot coffee, & I was playing my favorite jazz album. I forgot my peppermint bath oil, so I go to our second bathroom to grab it. When I come back to my bathroom I notice there’s already bath bombs in my bath! Except they weren’t bath bombs. They were lasagna noodles. Aubrey has found, opened, and used a box of Barilla lasagna noodles as confetti for my bath time ambiance. 🍝 We are about to hit the terrible twos and I’m terrified…..#sendhelp

Extraterrestrial Taco King

I always forget to share this video I made with Dennis Spielman some years ago for the holiday season. It's the only Christmas-y song I've ever made (& probably will ever make), but even though I still criticize the music recording I self-produced, I'm kinda proud of this lil' thing. Happy Holidays!

The word of the day is Arduous - involving or requiring strenuous effort; difficult and tiring. Sitting in 2 hr long virtual meetings all day with only 15 min breaks in between is arduous. I'm ready to go home.

Quick PSA to all toddler parents - do NOT try and groom your eyebrows with a razor when your child is loose in the house. I am now missing my left eyebrow and my dignity. #toddlermomlife

It’s fun to watch these again!!

Stumbled upon this video just now & I feel personally attacked....Have I ever moved on? No. WILL I ever move on from 2009? In your dreams, nerd! . #istillownjefferycampbells #mustachefingertattoo #myiPodnanoisover15yearsold

You are not your thoughts. #mindfulness

Just got woken up by Alexa with the loudest red alert I’ve ever heard. “Winter Weather Advisory” and then she proceeded to ask if she should order toilet paper and tide pods to my house. Alexa gets it. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #alexa #winterweather #5amthoughts