On todays episode of #toddlermomlife, I got up early around 4:30 to take a bubble bath and have some self care time. I lit candles, had fresh fluffy towels right out of the dryer, I made a hot coffee, & I was playing my favorite jazz album. I forgot my peppermint bath oil, so I go to our second bathroom to grab it. When I come back to my bathroom I notice there’s already bath bombs in my bath! Except they weren’t bath bombs. They were lasagna noodles. Aubrey has found, opened, and used a box of Barilla lasagna noodles as confetti for my bath time ambiance. 🍝 We are about to hit the terrible twos and I’m terrified…..#sendhelp

Quick PSA to all toddler parents - do NOT try and groom your eyebrows with a razor when your child is loose in the house. I am now missing my left eyebrow and my dignity. #toddlermomlife